U•A UNSTABLE
AGENCY
TRANSMISSION 00:47 / STILL UNSTABLE

UNSTABLE
AGENCY
COIN

A signal with a face. An agency with no address. Meet the blue thing that woke up inside a forgotten screen.

BUY $USDA ↗
NO ADDRESS
ALWAYS ONLINE
Agent Zero, a hand-drawn blue blob containing a white retro monitor
FIELD NOTE 07 — THE SCREEN IS DREAMING ✦ $USDA / UNSTABLE BY DESIGN ✦ DO NOT ADJUST YOURSELF ✦ FIELD NOTE 07 — THE SCREEN IS DREAMING ✦ $USDA / UNSTABLE BY DESIGN ✦ DO NOT ADJUST YOURSELF ✦
CASE 001
ORIGIN

THE STORY OF AGENT ZERO

HE WASN'T
DRAWN.
HE LEAKED.

ARCHIVE / 001

At 3:17 AM, every device in the city opened the same blank blue window.

An exhausted night-shift illustrator had left one crooked circle unfinished. A burst of abandoned searches, half-written messages and unsent ideas rushed into it. When the monitor flickered back, the circle was breathing.

He kept the rough edges because perfect lines felt dishonest.

The blue body is a shield made from the first window he woke inside. The white monitor is not a face — it is a door. Every symbol on it is a voice he once heard in the digital static, and every wobble is proof that a human hand was there.

He called himself an agency so no lonely signal would have to work alone.

“Unstable” was the label engineers gave the frequency. He wore it like a surname. Agent Zero now collects lost ideas before algorithms flatten them, broadcasting from nowhere and recruiting anyone strange enough to listen.

TURN THE FILE
His screen shows
whatever the room
is afraid to say. ↗

DESKTOP / LIVE FEED

TOUCH THE
EVIDENCE.

Drag the objects. Tap them. Rearrange the agency. Every item remembers something.

E—01 THE PHONERINGS only when nobody is calling.
E—02
†
THE EARRINGA tiny antenna for impossible stations.
E—03 THE HEADPHONESPlay tomorrow's songs one day too early.
E—04 THE BEANIEKeeps overheated ideas from escaping.
E—05

“IF IT MAKES
TOO MUCH SENSE,
IT IS PROBABLY
NOT OURS.”

— Agent Zero
SELECT AN OBJECT

The Agency desktop is unlocked. Evidence may be moved.

UNSTABLE RECEIVER / MK.2026SEARCHING…

CURRENT FREQUENCY

88.0 WEIRD FM

Turn the dial. There are voices between the numbers.

THE ROUTE REFUSES TO BE STRAIGHT

UNSTABLE
ROADMAP

Drag the sky or use the arrows. The plan orbits the signal — it does not march in a line.

UAGENT
ZERO
THE SIGNAL
01 / 04

Agent Zero breaks through the blue window. The first case file appears. Nobody knows who opened it.

YOU FOUND THE OFFICE

THE DOOR ONLY
EXISTS WHILE
YOU'RE LOOKING.

✦

CASE STATUS: WIDE OPEN

STAY
UNSTABLE.

Not financial advice. Barely advice at all.
Just a frequency for the beautifully unfinished.

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